[Sorry, Reyson, he is 1000000% judging you at this point. Because what do you mean you can't even handle your hair being pulled? Isn't that the point of long hair????? Josuke, no.]
That sounds exceedingly unpleasant given what the anus is for.
[Because you, for some reason, decided to care about this dipshit, Reyson. Also he's learning today because it's not like he learned anything about how dudes fuck other dudes in human land.]
Timing. Practice. And you wash your hands and other parts after you are done with it. Do you normally not, with women? Have you been going around with fanny hands, Josuke?
[ He can relate to wanting to get something in Josuke's mouth to get him to stop talking, sure. ]
[ Could you not have interrupted him a page ago, ]
[ Goddammit now that he knows Josuke has a personal interest and isn't just being an idiot (he is also doing that) he can't in good conscience not... help... Why must he be accursed with the vice of responsibility??? ]
It's not as dirty as you might think. Use warm water. If it gets weird, deal with it. You're a vampire.
[Because this is what happens when you're friends with a doofus, sorry not sorry!!!! Though he takes a few minutes before he actually replies to this. Ignore the bits of ink stains where it looks like he's going to write but then doesn't.]
Would you want to, uh, make sure I did it right after...?
[... Welcome to the worst attempt at flirting that, let's be real, is not actually flirting, that he has ever done. How has this man boned. How.]
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Date: 2024-01-14 02:56 am (UTC)[ Reyson has a lot to discover about himself and his kinks. He is fairly confident that his inner desires don't have a broken dick anywhere in them. ]
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Date: 2024-01-14 05:49 am (UTC)[Sorry, Reyson, he is 1000000% judging you at this point. Because what do you mean you can't even handle your hair being pulled? Isn't that the point of long hair?????
Josuke, no.]no subject
Date: 2024-01-14 06:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2024-01-14 06:09 am (UTC)[... Sorry he's this fucking dumb, Reyson. He'll learn. Eventually. Probably.]
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Date: 2024-01-15 01:01 am (UTC)[ Reyson is the one who keeps asking so who is the real dumb one here tbh ]
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Date: 2024-01-15 09:08 pm (UTC)[Guess who hasn't entirely understood where else you can put dicks. RIP, Josuke.]
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Date: 2024-01-15 10:33 pm (UTC)[ Most of Reyson's hangups disappear when he's mad. ]
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Date: 2024-01-15 10:39 pm (UTC)????? Where would you put it?????
[Oh, that's the problem.]
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Date: 2024-01-15 11:28 pm (UTC)Even I know about fellatio!!
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Date: 2024-01-15 11:29 pm (UTC)I mean, like, outside of that and hand jobs, where else would you even put it...????
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Date: 2024-01-16 01:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2024-01-16 01:08 am (UTC)[Wait.
Wait hold on a second.]
Oh my god it's the ass, isn't it.
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Date: 2024-01-16 01:22 am (UTC)[ Not visible in text, the whole face journey Reyson has been going on. Why is this his life, ]
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Date: 2024-01-16 01:24 am (UTC)[Because you, for some reason, decided to care about this dipshit, Reyson. Also he's learning today because it's not like he learned anything about how dudes fuck other dudes in human land.]
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Date: 2024-01-16 02:39 am (UTC)[ How did Josuke get anyone to sleep with him in the first place, cripes ]
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Date: 2024-01-16 02:44 am (UTC)[L o o k. Sometimes girls just want to fuck the attractive man if he doesn't talk. Or they know he's easy to get to do stuff.]
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Date: 2024-01-18 03:42 pm (UTC)[ He can relate to wanting to get something in Josuke's mouth to get him to stop talking, sure. ]
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Date: 2024-01-19 06:00 am (UTC)[He is such an absolute and complete mess and his brain is running in circles trying to figure this out.]
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Date: 2024-01-25 02:14 am (UTC)[ Reyson starts defensively writing about the Courtlands equivalent to Achilles and Patroclus ]
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Date: 2024-01-25 09:40 pm (UTC)I'm not saying it's wrong or anything, I just don't know how you would clean that part of the body out so that it doesn't get a little, uh, weird?
Because, think about it, why would I care or be asking otherwise if I was against the idea?
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Date: 2024-01-26 12:06 am (UTC)[ Goddammit now that he knows Josuke has a personal interest and isn't just being an idiot (he is also doing that) he can't in good conscience not... help... Why must he be accursed with the vice of responsibility??? ]
It's not as dirty as you might think. Use warm water. If it gets weird, deal with it. You're a vampire.
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Date: 2024-01-26 12:25 am (UTC)Would you want to, uh, make sure I did it right after...?
[... Welcome to the worst attempt at flirting that, let's be real, is not actually flirting, that he has ever done. How has this man boned. How.]
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Date: 2024-01-26 02:01 am (UTC)[ That is what the pause on his end is for because there is very little thought to pen delay going on here ]
Damn it all, you were flirting this entire time, you and your phallic anecdotes!!
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Date: 2024-01-26 02:03 am (UTC)I ACTUALLY WASN'T IN THE BEGINNING, I PROMISE?????
it just kind of came up since you seem to know a lot and I wasn't sure if you were but then there was that tangent which confirmed that I could??????
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Date: 2024-01-26 05:47 am (UTC)[ wait that's flattering actually. he wants to be seen as worldly and experienced and capable ]
Josuke.
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