Undying IC contact

[aria_ardeinae]

In case you want to send this man a letter via courier bat or something.

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[four_balls]

If you ever wanted to know: it is possible to break the human penis.

You're welcome for that knowledge.

[aria_ardeinae]

I didn't want to know that, as it happens!

What did you do?

Whose human penis was it?

[ Reyson's handwriting is usually quite elegant and refined and usually- well, no, he presses down on the paper too hard frequently. It should be noted that he is definitely doing that now, though. ]

[four_balls]

[Best believe he's noticed!]

Would you rather the honest and actual answer or would you prefer the lie?

[aria_ardeinae]

The honest answer, please. I will not face the horrors of this world disarmed by ignorance.

[four_balls]

[Remember you asked for this.]

It makes sense that the human penis can be a fragile thing despite not having bones in it. But I can't say I ever expected to be injured because of merely sex. And not while doing something that is mostly considered mundane.

[aria_ardeinae]

So it is your penis.

[ He stares into the middle distance. What is his life. ]

[four_balls]

[This is your life if you make friends... "friends", with someone that has no filter.]

Unfortunately.

I'm fine now, but I'm not sure if I'd recommend that experience.

[aria_ardeinae]

Of course, the healing kiss.

I hate to think of what kind of person would recommend a broken member.

[four_balls]

The healing kiss that I'll be hearing about for the rest of my time, I'm guessing.

Iffffff you're into pain, I guess you could recommend it???? Not really my thing, though.

[aria_ardeinae]

Absolutely not. I don't even like having my hair pulled.

[ Reyson has a lot to discover about himself and his kinks. He is fairly confident that his inner desires don't have a broken dick anywhere in them. ]

[four_balls]

Really?

[Sorry, Reyson, he is 1000000% judging you at this point. Because what do you mean you can't even handle your hair being pulled? Isn't that the point of long hair????? Josuke, no.]

[serpendipity]

I swear, i can hear you yelling from just outside my room. Did something happen, or did someone just get you flustered? I'll go back to my homework if it's the latter.

[aria_ardeinae]

This concerns you as well! I'm being made out to be a shameless rake, seducing my way through the courts!

[serpendipity]

What concerns me as well? It sounds like you're saying something DID happen.

[ Did she see the post? Partially. Like, the first lines, then seeing as it didn't seem to be from someone she knew or about anything big, went to work on stuff she was behind on. ]

[aria_ardeinae]

All everyone in this damned castle wants to talk about today is who is courting or biting who. Some jackanapes has made a newsletter and plastered it all over.

My congratulations on your new master; that's a whole section.

1/2

[serpendipity]

Some- Well I can guess that that's not a nice word to call someone.

Newsletter? I think I know what you're talking about.
It wasn't exactly a secret that I had to switch makers, either. I don't- oh, hold on. I'll go read it.

[serpendipity]

[ It takes a little while for Eden to read the newest edition of Lady Whisperfangs, but it's even less of a secret that she was a bit slow of a reader. Sure, she was a lot worse when first arriving, but she pointedly only read when it seemed necessary. ]

How did they know that we've been together? Including you, only 3 people past myself know about the Masked form being me, and I didn't change or say who I was until we were locked in the cellar.

[ Out of everything, yes. That's what has her caught and confused. Not even upset or alarmed. ]

[aria_ardeinae]

I would prefer it to have been an educated guess, rather than someone spying.

[ Reyson is upset enough for both of them. Enough for ten people, really. ]

[serpendipity]

It took you several hints, and I left in the same form. Is it possible someone was in the cellar with us?

[ Yes, because that's what Reyson needs to be thinking about. ]

[aria_ardeinae]

What a revolting thought!

I suppose someone could have crept in as a rat. That's better than some pervert lurking stealthily, but not by much!

[serpendipity]

I can't think of many other ways they'd know! Unless it was a youngblood who was particularly good at reading into people's minds to find things like this out. I don't know if that's any better or worse than the other options, though.

[aria_ardeinae]

Of course someone being in the room and close enough to sneak up is the worst one!

[onebadapple]

Good evening, Reyson, I wanted to let you know how my conversation with Barnabas went!

[aria_ardeinae]

You actually spoke to him? What did he have to say?

[onebadapple]

I did! And he said the skeleton was "well-formed" and "a rare bloom of delight in the dismal oceans of academia." I'm not entirely sure what he meant by calling it a rare bloom but I thought I would share that with you.