It makes sense that the human penis can be a fragile thing despite not having bones in it. But I can't say I ever expected to be injured because of merely sex. And not while doing something that is mostly considered mundane.
[Sorry, Reyson, he is 1000000% judging you at this point. Because what do you mean you can't even handle your hair being pulled? Isn't that the point of long hair????? Josuke, no.]
That sounds exceedingly unpleasant given what the anus is for.
[Because you, for some reason, decided to care about this dipshit, Reyson. Also he's learning today because it's not like he learned anything about how dudes fuck other dudes in human land.]
Timing. Practice. And you wash your hands and other parts after you are done with it. Do you normally not, with women? Have you been going around with fanny hands, Josuke?
[ He can relate to wanting to get something in Josuke's mouth to get him to stop talking, sure. ]
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Date: 2024-01-14 01:00 am (UTC)It makes sense that the human penis can be a fragile thing despite not having bones in it. But I can't say I ever expected to be injured because of merely sex. And not while doing something that is mostly considered mundane.
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Date: 2024-01-14 01:24 am (UTC)[ He stares into the middle distance. What is his life. ]
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Date: 2024-01-14 01:25 am (UTC)Unfortunately.
I'm fine now, but I'm not sure if I'd recommend that experience.
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Date: 2024-01-14 02:15 am (UTC)I hate to think of what kind of person would recommend a broken member.
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Date: 2024-01-14 02:30 am (UTC)Iffffff you're into pain, I guess you could recommend it???? Not really my thing, though.
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Date: 2024-01-14 02:56 am (UTC)[ Reyson has a lot to discover about himself and his kinks. He is fairly confident that his inner desires don't have a broken dick anywhere in them. ]
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Date: 2024-01-14 05:49 am (UTC)[Sorry, Reyson, he is 1000000% judging you at this point. Because what do you mean you can't even handle your hair being pulled? Isn't that the point of long hair?????
Josuke, no.]no subject
Date: 2024-01-14 06:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2024-01-14 06:09 am (UTC)[... Sorry he's this fucking dumb, Reyson. He'll learn. Eventually. Probably.]
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Date: 2024-01-15 01:01 am (UTC)[ Reyson is the one who keeps asking so who is the real dumb one here tbh ]
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Date: 2024-01-15 09:08 pm (UTC)[Guess who hasn't entirely understood where else you can put dicks. RIP, Josuke.]
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Date: 2024-01-15 10:33 pm (UTC)[ Most of Reyson's hangups disappear when he's mad. ]
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Date: 2024-01-15 10:39 pm (UTC)????? Where would you put it?????
[Oh, that's the problem.]
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Date: 2024-01-15 11:28 pm (UTC)Even I know about fellatio!!
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Date: 2024-01-15 11:29 pm (UTC)I mean, like, outside of that and hand jobs, where else would you even put it...????
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Date: 2024-01-16 01:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2024-01-16 01:08 am (UTC)[Wait.
Wait hold on a second.]
Oh my god it's the ass, isn't it.
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Date: 2024-01-16 01:22 am (UTC)[ Not visible in text, the whole face journey Reyson has been going on. Why is this his life, ]
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Date: 2024-01-16 01:24 am (UTC)[Because you, for some reason, decided to care about this dipshit, Reyson. Also he's learning today because it's not like he learned anything about how dudes fuck other dudes in human land.]
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Date: 2024-01-16 02:39 am (UTC)[ How did Josuke get anyone to sleep with him in the first place, cripes ]
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Date: 2024-01-16 02:44 am (UTC)[L o o k. Sometimes girls just want to fuck the attractive man if he doesn't talk. Or they know he's easy to get to do stuff.]
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Date: 2024-01-18 03:42 pm (UTC)[ He can relate to wanting to get something in Josuke's mouth to get him to stop talking, sure. ]
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Date: 2024-01-19 06:00 am (UTC)[He is such an absolute and complete mess and his brain is running in circles trying to figure this out.]
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Date: 2024-01-25 02:14 am (UTC)[ Reyson starts defensively writing about the Courtlands equivalent to Achilles and Patroclus ]
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Date: 2024-01-25 09:40 pm (UTC)I'm not saying it's wrong or anything, I just don't know how you would clean that part of the body out so that it doesn't get a little, uh, weird?
Because, think about it, why would I care or be asking otherwise if I was against the idea?
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